WARNING: This description is kinda sarcastic.... This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea, water-cooler tea, use as a planter for your succulents maybe, alkaline cucumber lemon ginger water, keep some pens and markers in, trace it to make circles in arts-n-crafts, keep some oj in, bruja, kool-aid, cult punch, spritzer, souls of your defeated foes, tonic water, green juice, throw it at someone in a heated argumen-- ignore that last one, but it can hold a lot of stuff. Whatever you need to keep your hands and mind steady in this deftrap we call the world. Here's a thing... my opinion, but Neo never left the Matrix, he just inceptioned a few levels deeper in the dream-- says me. Kind of hard to use Matrix Powers outside of the Matrix, if the powers come from bending the rules of the Matrix... ya know? Consciousness is the Matrix, and when it comes to currency, Neo-- you're the One.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe