Up Up and Awake an adam! Three butchers with one stone. Anyways, (don't want to get sued) this here shirty-mcgurty is made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite for fighting crime, or engaging in other.... activities...  

Oh yeah, so, the tags ended up being whatever they are because living life sucks more and more every day until, and so here it is screwing me yet again. I just wanted you to have something cool, but life and whoever wants me to look incompetent and stupid, or something like that. :)   If you saw the video of me making these shirts then you may remember how cool the all green tags would have been, but life... Anyways, here's the shirts. Tapping out.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.